Pornburger : Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes by Matthew Ramsey
What is a burger? Is it merely a beef patty between two buns? Or is it something deeper, spiritual, a satisfaction of one's most carnal culinary desires, maybe even something naughtier? Mathew Ramsey takes the foodporn movement to its unabashed pinnacle with PornBurger. Inspired by his wildly popular blog pornburger.me (with over 2,400,000 visitors), Mathew has been steadily building his battalion of burger mongers with wild yet accessible takes on the classic burger. But don't be fooled by raunchy descriptions and Ramsey's signature burger puns, like the Bill U Murray Me?, Spamela Anderson, and the Willem DaFoe-nut. This burger freak is a culinary-school-educated chef devoted to the dark arts of hamburgery. Think Maple-bacon wrapped burgers; a lobster burger sandwiched between macaroni cheese buns; and a Pornburger topped with a crispy hash brown nest, truffled sausage gravy, cheddar cheese and a fried egg. Ramsey shows you how to master as many essential cooking techniques as he offers graphically delicious images to ...well drool over! Combining tantalizing meat blends, grinds, and cooking methods, a tempting range of vegetarian and pescatarian delights, and lip-smacking custom ketchups and pickles, PornBurger offers the ultimate dining experience and entices you to create your own culi-naughty adventure. Every element of every burger is open to reinterpretation-with PornBurger, get weird, get wild, and leave no burger fantasy unimagined ...or uneaten.
Delivery Update 11th December: Due to the snowy & icy road conditions in the UK, we are suspending our Next Day delivery service until further notice. We expect this to be in place for a couple of days.
Delivery in the UK
We offer FREE* delivery for all UK orders over £50 (*standard post, not including single greetings cards, fragile items or furniture).
Standard post £3.95 on orders up to £50 - delivery between 2-5 working days
Next day SIGNED FOR delivery Mon-Fri £8.95
Next day SIGNED FOR Saturday delivery £10.95
Greetings card postage £1.95 on orders up to £50 (UK only) - delivery between 2-5 working days
Popaball postage £2.95 on orders up to £50 (UK only) - delivery between 2-5 working days
Please see our delivery & returns policy for more information, and for Europe / International delivery rates.
Christmas 2017: We are extending our refund policy so that any item bought online during November and December 2017 can be returned in its original condition up until 19th January 2018.
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase then please return the item(s) within 28 days of purchase in perfect condition for a full product refund or a replacement.
If you would like to cancel your order at any time prior to despatch please call us.
As the parcel and its contents are your responsibility until delivered, we recommend you send the goods to us by registered post. Please note: we do not refund postage charges on returned goods for items that are not damaged or faulty.
Items can be returned to our store in Broadway, however any refund payments will not be processed through our shop tills and instead handed to our internet warehouse team. Refunds will then be processed via your original payment method on our website (if you return an item to our store over the weekend, the refund will be processed the next working day).
Please note: We can't offer refunds or exchanges on perishable goods such as food, underwear or earrings, unless faulty or not as described. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Our returns address is:
36 High Street