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The Funniest Thing you Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

by Rosemary Jarski
Code: 20050344
  • £9.99
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  • Author: Rosemary Jarski
  • Format: Paperback, 576 pages
  • Dimensions: 152 x 200 x 44mm
  • ISBN: 9780091897666
The Funniest Thing you Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations by Rosemary Jarski
The Funniest Thing you Never Saidis the ultimate collection of humourous quotations on a variety of topics from the weather to politics by such great comedians as Bob Hope and Steve Martin, plus past and present commentators, writers and even American presidents.
With over 6,000 gems guaranteed to raise many mouth-twitching smiles and belly-laughs, this is definitely a book to dip in and out of. A perfect stocking filler or gift for those who appreciate snippets of wit and wisdom in life!

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